A very Kardashian wedding

In all the hubbub of actually watching the Khloe and Lamar wedding, I forgot to liveblog it. It may have been because I was too teary-eyed watching parts of the episode [it should be said that the actual ceremony only took up >10 minutes of the entire 2-hour special], or maybe it was because I was baking a cake at the same time, or maybe it was because I had a friend staying over that night. For either/all reason[s], I couldn't liveblog the episode, but I did watch the hell out of it.

Episode in a nutcap [since I already blogged two times today]... Kim is sad and jealous because she is not with Reggie Bush when this was filmed, but they are back together now. There were rumors online that as soon as the wedding was over she immediately headed over to New Orleans to reconnect with him. Either way, the entire 2 hours she bitched, complained, whined, etc etc to anyone and no one who would listen about how it was she who should be getting married [like Khloe] or pregnant [like Kourtney] and in a sense, I feel her and kind of agree. She was with Reggie for a looooong time... but, if you look back into the past... Kim has been married before, in Vegas, and it was annulled, because teenage weddings hardly ever work out.

I felt really bad for stepdaddy Bruce the entire time. Khloe's logic of not telling Bruce until she had a ring was not the best plan, especially considering they are all celebrities and news of the wedding was leaked to the tabloids before Khloe told Bruce. Poor Rob was stuck in the middle, and we finally saw Adrianne Bailon's bitchier side, when she rejected Rob's advances to get her back. I thought he was dating the manager of Dash [the clothing store the Kardashians own] but maybe not anymore.

I was hoping to see more Kourtney during the episode! She's so cute pregnant and they barely talked about her. There were more scenes of Douchey Scott talking to Rob about how he should get Adrianne back, but ended with a line that was something like, "But don't take my advice cause look at me" and it was actually a funny, yet self-depricating moment. Thanks Douchey Scott!

Tearjerkers of the episode were definitely whenever they talked about Robert Kardashian [senior] and how he could not be there to see Khloe get married. Bruce's touching toast at the rehearsal dinner had me in tears as he said someone very special was missing and should have been there. It actually made the wedding seem more real [jk jk]

Wished for more scenes of the actual wedding and party afterwards, but E! definitely decided to focus more on the drama of making a wedding happen in >2 weeks and less on the actual event.

My rating: B+. What could have made it better - less Kim whining, more preggo Kourtney, more funny Douchey Scott moments, more wedding shots, less of Khloe talking in the interview room.

WHAT!

Remember when I was so excited that the Khloe Kardashian wedding special would be airing on November 1st? Whoops. It's actually this upcoming weekend, the 8th. I'll liveblog it then.

Additionally, a quick Biggest Loser recap - TRACY HAS FINALLY GONE HOME. I was hoping that in her "what I look like now" segment, she had gained weight, but she looks very muscle-y and is planning on running a marathon in December. I'm quite disappointed, I disliked her. I still do. But I'm glad to see that karma bit her in her [fat] butt and she's off the show.

Project Runway is not as good as past seasons. I'm incredibly disappointed. Especially because they have kept this season on hold for months as television networks disputed over the series. The designers just aren't as fun as past years, although I still love Tim Gunn.

Khloe Kardashian to get hitched?!

I love gossip, but I usually take it with a grain of salt when it comes to bloggers that may not be ultra reliable. However, when People.com reports on it, that's when I see it as more legitimate than just gossip. Word on the street, according to multiple media outlets, is that Khloe Kardashian of Kim-Kardashian's-sister fame, is marrying month-long lover Lamar Odom of the L.A. Lakers.

That's right. They've been dating for one month.

Uno mas.

30-31 days.

....And they're getting married this SUNDAY!?

Stranger things have happened (Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy dating and fame-whoring their relationship comes to mind), but this just is a little ridiculous. For instance, anyone watching Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami on VH1 knows that Khloe has some serious problems concerning trusting men and has troubles with basketball players in general.

I would automatically assume that a month-long relationship turned into marriage would mean she's knocked up, but I don't think the Kardashians swing that way, because if so, Kourtney would already be married to douchey Scott, considering she's nearly 7 months pregnant and looking absolutely gorgeous! I mean, I guess we'll all find out Sunday if Khloe is really getting hitched or not.. my guess, because her statement is "I cannot confirm or deny..." she really could be. Reality Reviewed officially wishes her and Lamar Odom the best, and is taking bets on how long it could last. Readers.. do you choose over/under on a year?

(Picture credit: People.com)